Need a good laugh?

hello family!

i have some funny stories from this week. funny story number one: this cute little older mexican lady we were teaching asked me if i was amish. omish. how do you spell that? either way it was funny. there was this sister in our area before me and sister kellett was here who was kind of crazy.. like dressed really weird and was just a little out there.. and she's given us a bad rep. ha. people always ask us weird things and it's because they saw her around and just assume we're all like that. so this lady had been taught by that sister, and i guess the whole time she thought she was amish. so she asked me if i was amish too. sad.
second funny story: we go and visit this recent convert about once a week. she's pretty old and she has typhoid fever, as well as every other disease or sickness imaginable but we are pretty sure she's a hypochondriac. one time we went over and she was like, my arthritis hurts, i'm going to take some morphine. ha. she gets all of her perscription drugs from mexico illegally. she's nuts. one time she called us and she was really sick and i said "is there anything we can do for you? anything you need right now?" and she said, "yes. a bullet." ha. ok. so this week she calls us and sounded like death. she said she had been really really sick for two weeks now. which was false because we had just visited her 5 days ago and she was fine. but anyway. she said she really needed a back rub. so i was like.. um, ok we'll come over. so we went over and she just laid on the couch and we talked with her and her daughter. and sister kellett said "so-and-so, do you want a backrub?" because i was not about to offer. so i being the good companion that i am, fed my companion to the wolves and made her do it. so-and-so said, yes. let me just get out of these clothes. she then lifted up her shirt and had poor sister kellett rub her bare old lady back. so we all just kept talking.. i was talking with the daughter. and i guess i missed it, but after so-and-so was done having her back rubbed, she just rolled over on her back and her old lady bosoms were hanging out and took sister kellett by surprise. she was flashed. by a hypochondriac on morphine. thank heavens i missed the whole thing because i was distracted talking to the daughter. ha. yay for crazy things.
but the good thing is, we've been teaching this 24 year old girl named miriam who is just the love of my life. so cute and sweet and she accepted a baptismal date and came to church and made friends and everything. she is amazing. and her little sister is probably going to be baptised as well. they are adorable. and i love them. that is all.
well. that's about all i have for the week. ciao.
xoxo
brittany